Me: "Whine, whine whine, complain, whine, complain......"
Mr. Zoom: "You know, if you squeeze off all of the rounds in your pity gun, you aren't going to have any ammo left for later."
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Mr. Zoom: "I need to go buy a new chair for my office."
Me: "Why?"
Mr. Zoom: "Because my butt keeps falling asleep."
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I love Mr. Zoom stories!
Ah, classic! :-)
Seriously funny
Silly federal gov'ment. Putting limits on magizine capacity. In the good old days you could buy a hi-cap clip for that pity gun of yours and shoot all day.
Otter
Leave it to Otter to get all political on your ass.
Mr. Zoom, we love him! I also want to see more sneaky videos.
I'm with Otter on this one. I need my pity ammo.
Aisha, I try. But he's amazingly, freakishly, hyper aware of me and the camera now. I'm not kidding you when I merely THINK about pulling it out, he says "NO, no you don't. Put that away right now."
Waving to all of you!
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