I don't know about the rest of you out there, but to me? There's no way that these things are anything but downright terrifying.
I realize the zombie genre is hot right now, but really.
Someone needs to tell Frankengardener that he needs to head on back to the drawing board. Maybe encourage him to work in bunnies or turtles. Even if they come out looking less than cute, I won't need therapy after visiting my local garden store for a bag of freaking wood chips.
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horrible!!!!
I don't know if you mean my writing or the zombie children.
Either way, I agree with you.
Note to Brandy: don't even try to read Z.'s posts and drink OJ at the same time. It really stings when it's dribbling out your nose.
By the way --- I agree with you about "Franken-gardener." And further? I'm one of those clown-haters, but only the really creepy kind. Ronald McDonald didn't scare me very much . . . I wish he had, though, then maybe I wouldn't have eaten so many french fries. But, that aside --- I am so with you about the freaky garden ornaments that look like children, their faces pulled into Scream-like ovals.
* SHUDDER *
Rev, that french fry comment made me snort!
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