Upon learning of a blog by a mutual friend - He who is known as Ninja G authored the best one line e-mail responses I've ever seen:
From: Ninja G [mailto:email@example.com] Sent: Tuesday, November 06, 2007 1:37 PM
To: All The Monkeys
"How do you people have time for blogs? I barely have time to fart out-loud for all to enjoy."