I kinda blew my updating money shot wad yesterday with all of the porn around me, but I've got a few minutes to kill here and I can't sit here and do work. It's just not possible.
So in the name of trying to look busy, here's a quote from a pal nick named "Ninja G". He is a horrible ninja. He actually sprained his ankle doing things only certified ninjas should do, but we humor him nonetheless.
At a party a bit ago, we were trying to convince him that he should not go home and get a good night's sleep - instead he should stay at the party with us. After all, the only obligation he had the next day was working on a property for his mom. We kept pushing him, using the peer pressure that apparently we believe justifies almost anything, when he said to us: "But you haven't met my Mom. She's like Hitler..." and after a fairly long pause he added "...but with a hoo hoo."
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Waahaahaahaa .. .. .. hahahahaha . . . .
*sigh* ... oh my ...
now my belly hurts.
My friend, Bob, has always said that there are only three, sure-fire funny things in life:
1. Poop
2. The Devil
3. Hitler
It's like the comedy triumverate. Without fail, one of those three things is always a scream. And, of course, always wildly offensive, which makes it even funnier.
Hats off to your friend, whose Mom is a hoo-hoo'ed Hitler; he clearly knows the value of the Comic Holy Trinity.
Ninja G is quite a holy trinity joke machine. And if I can hold myself together long enough to write them down, I'll be able to put more of them here.
My husband insists that the pinnacle of humor is monkeys throwing poop. He also finds farting a source of endless amusement. You know, the next time someone tells me that I'm immature ...
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