Mr. Zoom and I were in the car the other day when he let loose with a string of insults at some drivers around us. He turned to me after it was over and said "Are you ready for this for the rest of your life? How do you like being married to Old Man River?"
I said "...Old.Man.River? Did you just say that? Wait....wha....who is/was old man river?" And what my brian, if that's what we are going to call it, was chewing on was - Is that like Rumplestiltskin? or that character that slept for like 100 years or something and woke up to a whole new world?
Mr. Zoom said "No, Old Man River is what they call the Mississippi."
I said "OH." "...so........I'm married to a river?"
Mr. Zoom said "*sigh*. I knew the second I said that it was going to come back around like this. I just knew it."
YAY! Verbal eye roll!