I'll just relay the incident as it occurred. I'm pretty sure it speaks for itself.
Big Gay MoMo at the Office: "Can I tell you something?"
Zoom: "Will it make me cry?"
MoMo: "No. But I could get in trouble for it. Here goes. I want to spank you."
thank you? I guess? Thank you but - you already know this - I'm married and YOU ARE GAY."
MoMo: "UGH, NOOOOOOOOO. It's not like that. I just love to spank/smack butts. Like all of my friends and stuff. It's not SEXUAL!! I just consider you a friend and it's hard not to smack your butt." This is when I observed a little nose crinkle on MoMo's face in what I can only imagine is Gay Guy disgust when imagining touching a girl for any kind of reason other than "pal".
Zoom: "Again, thank you...that's all kinds of sweet. Shall I try and hide my backside so you aren't tempted? I mean, we've all been told about acting appropriately in the office environment. I think this is one of those situations we should probably avoid."
MoMo: "Ok. Thanks."