Saturday, December 03, 2005

I'll Show You Wrinkled.

This was a document that was placed in my "work to do" box, by one of the attorneys I work for:


Pardon my inept use of the "blur" tool in photoshop, but I must make sure no confidential client information is accidentally revealed on the net.

Anyway, you will see the little stickie note which is the usual place of "instruction" for my assignments. Unfortunately for this particular attorney, this assignment was imbecilic:

This was not/is not a joke.

First of all, HE was the one that wrinkled them. Second of all, it's a flippin FILE copy. Who cares if it's wrinkled? Third of all, GET UP AND MAKE YOUR OWN REPLACEMENT COPIES...FUCKWIT.

So this is how I returned the assigment:

7 comments:

Rev. Brandy said...

That is the shit! You rule!

Aisha T. said...

Oh, man. I would have loved to have seen the look on his face when he got that. Brilliant!

AndyT13 said...

Hahahaha! Another fabulously funny Zoom moment. You go girl!

Ryan said...

LOLOLOL. That's rocks!
...the post and the link. Thanks! ;)

Ryan said...

Dammit, I hate it when I publish before I proofread. :/

theresa said...

Your ass is 100% top notch SASS!

ZooooM said...

Thanks guys.

BTW, Andy, I didn't purposefully leave you out of the links. I tried to update them myself, and as always happens - something goes amiss. I will fix that.