Monday, August 21, 2006

We Can't Stop Here - This is Bat Country

I just finished having this conversation at the office:

Big Gay MoMo: "Where are you going right now?'

Z: "Back to my desk.?."

MoMo: "Really? mmm.. Because, well...."

Z: "Ugh. Just spill it. These talks never end well. You might as well just get whatever it is out there."

MoMo: "Ok. Well, JL is worried that you are going to tell on us because we were talking about boobs."

Z: "Um. What? You were? Do I care? I don't think so. What are you talking about?"

MoMo: "Well, he's paranoid. Did you even hear us talking about boobs? Because we weren't talking about yours. We were talking about transvestite boobs."

Z: "...No...I wasn't aware of any conversation involving boobs, mine or otherwise by you or anyone else. And even if I had, I'd laugh. I suppose you can go tell JL that I won't be reporting him for not talking about my boobs? Or transvestite boobs? Or whatever you need to tell him to make this conversation not happen again?"


Unacknowledged Genius said...

big gay momo...giggle

The Management said...

I never understood why boobs are off limits for workplace conversation. I mean, for real, who doesn't like boobs?

You in the back, put your hand down, you know you're lying.


ps. Wait till that poor dumb bastard sees the bats.

AndyT13 said...

I love that quote from fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Johnny Depp is a god! Big Gay Momo not so much.
Ever since two women started working in this part of my office every conversation about just about everything is very hushed.
Gotta be careful...

Polyman2 said...

Sounds like you got some boobs
working there in the office.

MIA said...

Are you allowed to say, "I 've got nipples Faulker can you milk me?
By the way... they're real and spectacular.....

ZooooM said...

UG, he's soooo gay. And large. He's like having a team of Queer Eye all in one man and he's constantly heckling the women for their choice in clothing.

OTTER! You funny. Everyone likes boobs. I personally don't care what people talk about in the workplace, which is why I'm always shying away from people. I don't want to get sued.

Andy, when I finally read F&L, that scene in the desert with the "bats" made me giggle. And when the guy upchucks in the shoes.

Poly, we've got lots of boobs.

Mia, you don't want to invite MoMo to do anything. He's going to run with it, gay or no. Or cry like an offended girl. He's so damn moody. Yes, they are real and they are spectacular. That was a great Sinefeld. If I'm remembering that line correct. WELCOME!!