"One of 40 Pieces of Great Grandma's Antique Lace That Was Lovingly Left To Me, But With It, I Know Not What to Do."
"Items left at Our House by Friends' Kids - December 05"
"Favorite Vegas Trinket Purchased By Me and Given to Mr. Zoom"
You might not be able to tell, but this is a lighter made to look like a girl's torso - and when the top is opened, the boobs strobe red lights and the coolie cover strobes green light.
"Best Road Trip Gift Ever Given to Me"
This is a boxing skull pen. It even lights up red when you write with it. I LOVE THIS PEN. My pal Skillit got it for me when she went on a road trip across the country last year.
Here's a side view with boxing action:
And finally: "Something I Love, Far More Than I Should"
This is what happens when I'm left at home alone on a Saturday, and it's raining outside. Oh, and there's some random packing styrofoam in the house. That looks exactly like a frame.
I'm fully aware that while I crack myself up with random crap like this - the outside world isn't nearly as easily amused.
Cox. Remote. How can you not laugh at that?