Monday, March 06, 2006

Mr. Zoom, The Master of Shutting Me Up

Me: "Whine, whine whine, complain, whine, complain......"

Mr. Zoom: "You know, if you squeeze off all of the rounds in your pity gun, you aren't going to have any ammo left for later."

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Mr. Zoom: "I need to go buy a new chair for my office."

Me: "Why?"

Mr. Zoom: "Because my butt keeps falling asleep."

7 comments:

theresa said...

I love Mr. Zoom stories!

AndyT13 said...

Ah, classic! :-)

Al said...

Seriously funny

The Management said...

Silly federal gov'ment. Putting limits on magizine capacity. In the good old days you could buy a hi-cap clip for that pity gun of yours and shoot all day.

Otter

Rev. Brandy said...

Leave it to Otter to get all political on your ass.

Aisha T. said...

Mr. Zoom, we love him! I also want to see more sneaky videos.

ZooooM said...

I'm with Otter on this one. I need my pity ammo.

Aisha, I try. But he's amazingly, freakishly, hyper aware of me and the camera now. I'm not kidding you when I merely THINK about pulling it out, he says "NO, no you don't. Put that away right now."

Waving to all of you!