There has been much sass thrown around the workplace by co-workers as a result of the "please surrender supplies" memo described in the last post.
Today someone tried to sass me as I ran from the supply closet with an entire box of manilla pocket folders for my cases going to trial.
"OOOOOOOOO! I'm telling management! You are hoarding!"
And believing I heard something else, I responded enthusiastically "COOL! But you should know I'm married now and I only whore with my husband. Are there bonuses involved if I'm identified as a whore?"
My opponent shook her head and said "NO, HOARDING! Office supplies." As she pointed to the folders in my hands. "The memo?... ...oh, never mind."
As she walked away I said "Ok, but I'm still up for being reported for something if you really have your heart set on it. Should I call my husband over for lunch and then have a nooner in the supply closet?"