Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Whores Need Supplies Too

There has been much sass thrown around the workplace by co-workers as a result of the "please surrender supplies" memo described in the last post.

Today someone tried to sass me as I ran from the supply closet with an entire box of manilla pocket folders for my cases going to trial.

"OOOOOOOOO! I'm telling management! You are hoarding!"

And believing I heard something else, I responded enthusiastically "COOL! But you should know I'm married now and I only whore with my husband. Are there bonuses involved if I'm identified as a whore?"

My opponent shook her head and said "NO, HOARDING! Office supplies." As she pointed to the folders in my hands. "The memo?... ...oh, never mind."

As she walked away I said "Ok, but I'm still up for being reported for something if you really have your heart set on it. Should I call my husband over for lunch and then have a nooner in the supply closet?"

6 comments:

Ka said...

"rubbing sticks and stones together make the sparks ignite..."

Sorry for the SVB reference but it seems to apply to you and Herr Zoom in this case.

ka

theresa said...

I haven't done much office whoring. How many manilla folders can you get for a nooner in the supply closet?

Unacknowledged Genius said...

I have heard rumors that manilla envelopes are very powerful aphrodisiacs.

Al said...

Forget the manilla folders, I've got a drawer full of sharpies

AndyT13 said...

Sharpies: the new date rape drug. "Here honey, smell THIS!"

Spider Girl said...

Hee hee! 'Cuz if you're going to get reported for something, might as well have had fun doing the crime...