Mr. Zoom and I were having our typical
"....bla bla distrubing conversation, disturbing conversation, bla bla bla...."
He stopped me mid bla and asked "You know this why?"
"...uh, ok, but remember you asked for this..."
This is when he put on his sassy pants and delivered a speech. "Did I also ask for you to get out of the shower every day, refuse to dry off, and then hug me so that all the water ends up on my clothes?"
I have a strange dislike for bothering to "dry off like a normal person" after a shower. It's one of my features.
"Yes, yes you did. When you said 'I do'".
"Oh really? I don't remember that."
"That's ok, most men don't remember much about their wedding. You love being my towel."
"SEE! You just asked for it again!"