Thursday, March 02, 2006

Some Days You Feel Like You've Finally Figured Things Out ...

And then you realize that no, you just accidentally took one too many anti-depressant capsules.

Like little science class experiments that turn out exactly the same every time, I've learned a few things recently:

1. There is one guaranteed way to make Mr. Zoom laugh. Show him a video of some chump being kicked/knocked in the man coolie. I'm not saying Mr. Zoom doesn't laugh at lots of other stuff. What I'm trying to get at here is that this particular situation, if caught on video, contrived or otherwise, will make him laugh out loud. Over and over. God, I love him.

2. I will never ever ever ever ever be able to apply sunscreen to my face without poking myself in BOTH of my eyes, with one or more fingers. And there will always be a secret reserve of sunscreen under the fingernails of those fingers. Eyeliner and mascara will betray me when my eyes start to tear from the suncreen burn. Ironic, no? Sunscreen burns. I'll bet my co-workers think I was raised by wild mimes.

4 comments:

AndyT13 said...

"Raised by wild mimes"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
It never fails Zoomie; you crack me up. "Man coolie"? I believe the term is "Man-gina". Donald trump wears a wig. I big, ugly, flea bitten muskrat. On. His. Head.
Did you see my TUX HNT?

Aisha T. said...

I agree with Andyt. You always crack me up. And I don't even need to see a kick to the man coolie. yet another term I am going to be stealing from you.

ZooooM said...

Thanks guys. You are kind to listen to my prattle and leave me little comment presents. I feel warm and fuzzy.

Barry said...

I have to say, you did crack me up too with this!!!...