Monday, May 22, 2006

Who Is That Monkey? Is That a Football?

I must say, the Zooms had themselves a myspace worthy weekend, only we didn't take pictures. I wouldn't have been able to post them, even if I had. And we aren't on myspace. But if we were...

I will say that 4 Stellas, one Lemon Drop shot and countless random filler beers gave me one hell of an evil hangover on Sunday.

We began at a function at Dave and Busters Saturday afternoon. After some liquid fun, one person suggested a game called Hyperbowl. At least I think that's the name of this game. It was suggested because it seems to be the great equalizer of a group's game skill level. It doesn't matter how good you are at video games, "It's impossible to look like anything but a monkey fucking a football when playing this game."

The game console is just a big bowling ball suspended in front of you. You spin the ball and the screen shows where your efforts are taking you. Those efforts almost never take you where you want to go. Oh, and did we mention the mad noodle arm this thing hands out? The expert course (chosen by the same foolio that suggested this game in the first place) puts a good amount of tension on the ball and made us drive it uphill.

We were sweating and exhausted by frame 3. And still had a score of 0.

By the time we got home that night, the hooch analgesic was starting to wear off, or the arm pain was eating through the buzz. It was hard to tell which. I'd have felt a lot more ashamed of letting a video game work me like that, except that Mr. Zoom plays ice hockey and even HE was uncomfortable. I forgot to ask him this morning if "it still hurt."

I was too busy wondering where my weekend went. And whether or not we were going to need an attorney.


Al said...

Usually you have to pay extra to see the monkey do a

Aisha T. said...

Hehehehe....reading about the drinking alone was entertaining enough! Sorry bout the hangover there, girly!

AndyT13 said...

I couldn't love reading you more. The monkey/football connection makes me laugh everytime. You KNOW it was a good weekend when you wonder where it went and if you'll need a lawyer. Great stuff Zoomy!
Many new pictures and a CD for sale at if you wanna take a looksee/listen. Cheers!

BostonPobble said...

The wonderful, evil lemon drop shot. Ah ~ how many interesting things in this world can be contributed to its existence. Nevermind the other alcohol; blame the lemon drop shot. ;)