I kinda blew my updating money shot wad yesterday with all of the porn around me, but I've got a few minutes to kill here and I can't sit here and do work. It's just not possible.
So in the name of trying to look busy, here's a quote from a pal nick named "Ninja G". He is a horrible ninja. He actually sprained his ankle doing things only certified ninjas should do, but we humor him nonetheless.
At a party a bit ago, we were trying to convince him that he should not go home and get a good night's sleep - instead he should stay at the party with us. After all, the only obligation he had the next day was working on a property for his mom. We kept pushing him, using the peer pressure that apparently we believe justifies almost anything, when he said to us: "But you haven't met my Mom. She's like Hitler..." and after a fairly long pause he added "...but with a hoo hoo."