I don't know about the rest of you out there, but to me? There's no way that these things are anything but downright terrifying.
I realize the zombie genre is hot right now, but really.
Someone needs to tell Frankengardener that he needs to head on back to the drawing board. Maybe encourage him to work in bunnies or turtles. Even if they come out looking less than cute, I won't need therapy after visiting my local garden store for a bag of freaking wood chips.