Friday, July 15, 2005

Teen Spirit Stick Dessert


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Originally uploaded by ivegotzooms.
Over a year ago, I managed to eat something no one should ever eat. I then told on myself via e-mail to my pal S, or Skillit. I'm just going to call her Skillit. That's her real nick in real life. The story to that nick is weird, so I won't try and explain today.

Anyway, here's the e-mail (date was June 17, 2004):
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SUBJECT: I'm going to tell you something REALLY emberrassing...

I can't believe I'm sharing this story with you...but hey...you take the leaf thing so well so now you have some teasing of your own to do:

This morning when getting coffee from the gas station, I spied the powdered doughnuts. C loves those, so I got him some and I had a pack also.

I get to work and I am busy eating (read...inhaling) them. I look at my desk and notice a good sized white spot on the napkin...I think "mmm, powdered sugar drooooolllll" and put it in my mouth...

IT'S DEODORANT!

Do I even have to tell you how wrong that is? I'm making the noises, trying to get it out of my mouth, people are like "um...been eating long?"

Yeah. That just sucked.

I way overdo the deodorant, I know this. However, I've never had it flake off my pitts and run for my doughnuts.
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That night, Skillit came to my house with a present for me. She said "HI! I brought you dessert!" and she handed me the Berry Blossom Teen Spirit Stick, which you can see lives on my desk at work.

I'm not the kid who ate paste in grade school, I swear. But I might have been better off if I had.

3 comments:

Kathy said...

Oh my gosh. This is hilarious! I can ONLY imagine the look on your face when you realized that. BLECH. Did all the spit just dry up instantly?

This is too funny. Thanks for sharing!

(You're friend sounds like a hoot too.)

ZooooM said...

Sadly, the drooling continued as I tried to get the nasty stuff out of my mouth! he he.

And Skillit rules. You'd love her.

HEY! I see your picture! That's very cool!

Rev. Brandy said...

Best story ever! Best!