Because of my creative vision, I've decided that the Sasco trucks I've seen on the freeway are really Sassco. And if there's a company called Sassco, well I am most certainly their President, Founder, and CEO.
C says "It's SASco, not SASSco - as much as you'd like it to be SASS."
"But I am President!, it has to be Sassco" I say. Completely ignoring logic and facts.
This weekend while we were dining, we happened upon a Sasco company event. C just started laughing and said "Look honey, your company is having an event here!" I was so excited! There were my peeps, right there gathering, mingling, and having a good company time.
This event is also where I first learned that Sasco is an electric type company. I only learned that because the signs pointing to their event said "Sasco Electric."
I looked them up on the net today : www.sasco.com
They do electrical construction type stuff.
There's only one thing I didn't like. Without going into detail that might cause me to experience an "accident" involving magical electric wires, or being sued - I will tell you that it appears to this President that someone needs to be excused from the Sassco family.
I said to C, "My company needs me!"
He said, "Yes...oh yes, I know they do."
He's the best VP of Sass anyone could ever ask for.