Today at lunch, C and I had taken some gifts to a department store to have them wrapped. We are too lazy to wrap gifts ourselves. And one of C's favorite things in the world is a well wrapped gift - so it's well worth the money.
We like to pick the design appropriate for a 5 year old's birthday party and wrap wedding gifts in that, or purse themed paper for a guy friend's birthday. The joke is not unique, but it makes us giggle so we continue to do it.
C takes out his cell phone and starts dialing the office and begins to explainin to our receptionist that we will be late returning from lunch. Before he knew it, I was saying into his phone "Yeah, we are both still naked."
C turned bright red and said "WHO ARE YOU?!"
I'm ME! The girl who is painfully shy with strangers unless I can embarrass you! Your partner in gift wrap foolery!