Actual conversation I had with C this morning. Ok, wait. It was more like I started talking out loud and he joined in:
Me: "My shoes can beat up your shoes. But they won't. They don't like to use unnecessary force unless it's . . . necessary. . ."
C: "Honey. It's a little early to be drinking."
Yesterday's random speech by me:
"When I use the gym shower, I try to get out of there as fast as I can. You know? It's moldy, and the drain is usually clogged with hair....and I look around and I see feet. I see the feet of past users in there."